I’d be happy to dog sit for the Depps.

Johnny Depp is currently in Australia filming the fifth installment of “Pirates of the Caribbean” (even though they probably should have stopped after the second). Upon arrival in Australia, Johnny and new wife Amber Heard decided NOT to declare their two Yorkie dogs when going through customs, and smuggled the pooches into the country. Usually dogs are quarantined for 10 days to make sure they aren’t carrying any foreign disease that could effect Australia’s ecosystem. Since Johnny and Amber decided to skip the quarantine, Australia’s Agriculture Minister says the dogs must leave the country immediately, or be put down!

It does seem a bit drastic, but what? Johnny Depp couldn’t afford to board them or pay someone to dog sit? Dude owns his own private island in the Caribbean! You’d think there would be something in the budget for pet care.